Enough! Bro, I’m Really Not a Girl

Yu Yue was a man, yet he became a “female” streamer. It all started when his father was diagnosed with kidney failure. The staggering medical bills nearly crushed him, a mere college student. With nowhere else to turn, Yu Yue registered an account on a popular short-video app and became a crossdressing cosplay streamer. Unfortunately, his aloof personality made him terrible at engaging viewers. He lost every livestream battle he entered, and his numbers were abysmal. Then a rich kid with more money than sense entered his stream. Over time, the guy tipped him hundreds of thousands of yuan, rescuing him from his immediate financial crisis. Then one day, his roommate walked up to him with a phone in hand. “Bro, I heard this is your sister. I’m thinking of pursuing her.” The account displayed on the screen belonged to none other than the number-one donor in Yu Yue’s livestream-the fool who had showered him with money. Yu Yue: “…” Dai Heng was straight as an arrow. If he ever learned the truth, their friendship would definitely be over. Yu Yue decided to keep the truth hidden and make amends once he had survived this crisis. So, using his streamer account, he blocked every one of his roommate’s contact methods. The very next day, however, his roommate cornered him in their dorm and declared that Yu Yue had two choices: hand over the girl or return the money. When reasoning got them nowhere, Yu Yue could only resort to shamelessness. “I don’t have the money or the girl right now. If nothing else works, I can pay you back with myself.” He had assumed that a dyed-in-the-wool straight guy would be so disgusted by those words that he would end their friendship on the spot. To his surprise, Dai Heng merely looked him up and down, then said thoughtfully, “That could work.” Yu Yue: “???”