I’m Yours

While arguing with my archenemy, I meant to type, “I’m your dad,” but somehow sent, “I’m yours.” After several seconds of silence, my archenemy was so scared he started babbling incoherently. “Isn’t it just that plot of land in the western suburbs you want? Fine, I’ll cut you in on it, okay? Just stop saying disgusting crap like that!” And just like that, I suddenly unlocked a whole new world. When fighting my archenemy over territory, I said, “B-big bro~ I want this too.” My archenemy: “Take it! Shut up!” When I set my sights on my archenemy’s new project, I said, “Wahhh, I like you so much. How could you bear to fight me over it?” My archenemy: “Got it. Shut up!” Later, when I wanted to steal a potential partner from my archenemy, I tried the same trick again. “Babe, your heart is so cruel, so icy. You’ve frozen mine until it’s withered from the cold.” My archenemy backed me into a corner. “Is that so? Then let me warm it up for you.” ? Why wasn’t he following the script anymore?!