Stars and Rivers

I got bound to an Angst Novel System. Halfway through the mission, the System keeled over. My bounty vanished. I lost my mind. The day the System died happened to be Yan Yao’s birthday. Gu Chenchuan and Yan Yao were embracing and kissing amid a sea of blooming white roses. As if the name on the other half of his marriage certificate wasn’t mine. How romantic. I was so deeply moved that I started a livestream and barged right in. “That’s right, that’s your precious superstar Yan Yao.” “Who’s kissing her? Oh, that’s my husband! Bet you didn’t see that coming.” “Thank you to our top donor for the Piercing Cloud Arrow. New viewers, don’t forget to follow. Get this to one million likes, and I’ll have them give everyone another smooch.” Gu Chenchuan’s face turned green on the spot.