There Is a Boat in the Forest

I bought a secondhand computer online, but when it arrived, it turned out to be the latest model that had just been released. I turned it on and found that the wallpaper was a photo of me. The startup password was my birthday. Just as I was wondering if this was some surprise gift someone had secretly sent me… The seller started calling me like crazy. “Bro, I mailed you the wrong one. That’s the new computer my brother bought.” “That’s not the one I was supposed to sell you! Aaaah, if my brother finds out, he’ll beat me to death.” “Did you see the beautiful woman on the wallpaper? That’s my sister-in-law. He’s completely obsessed with her.” “For the sake of true love, can you please send the computer back to me?”